Sunday, October 13, 2019

Woody Allen Quotes

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep. Woody Allen

In California, they don’t throw their garbage away – they make it into TV shows. Woody Allen

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. Woody Allen

Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats. Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. Woody Allen

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . Woody Allen

I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Woody Allen