Tuesday, July 16, 2019

W. C. Fields Quotes

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. W. C. Fields

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. W. C. Fields

You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. W. C. Fields

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. W. C. Fields

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. W. C. Fields

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting? W. C. Fields