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About Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Cherrie Barr (born November 3, 1952) is an American actress, comedian, writer, and television producer.


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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. Roseanne Barr


2

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I’ve done my job. Roseanne Barr


3

Women of this planet need some essential resources: wells, seeds and roads. That is primarily all we have ever needed. Added to that, women need righteous and strong men who will help us to use our most cherished gifts: the ability to multitask and problem solve. Roseanne Barr


4

I never do anything fun, because I’m a housewife. I hate that word ‘housewife.’ I prefer to be called ‘domestic goddess.’ Roseanne Barr


5

I’m either mentally ill or Jewish. I can’t sometimes tell the difference. Roseanne Barr


6

Comedy is the only hope for humanity. Roseanne Barr


7

Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender issues, as it also did my gay brother and my lesbian sister. Our younger sister is the perfect Jewish-American wife and mother, and is fiercely proud of that fact. Roseanne Barr


8

It’s not really the job of a public servant to inspire, but to get the job that the people demand done. The Democrats think that if they have hope and are inspired, things will get better, but they actually won’t. Roseanne Barr


9

Everything that’s written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, like an avalanche, and I don’t think there’s anything I can do to stop it. Roseanne Barr


10

My real life is funnier than anything on TV. Roseanne Barr


11

You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right. Roseanne Barr


12

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there’s my personal favorite, the male ego. Roseanne Barr


13

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. Roseanne Barr


14

Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day – on napkins, on scrap paper, in notebooks and tablets, on the walls in my room as a teenager, and in orange paint on the cheap white plastic blinds in my room. Roseanne Barr


15

Judaism is one of the last of the world’s matrilineal philosophies. Matriarchies are always the cultures that patriarchy attacks and decimates, because they don’t spend all their money on the military like patriarchy does. They are easy prey. Roseanne Barr


16

Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce. Roseanne Barr


17

Patriarchy is a bully notion, which if you will notice never attacks a nation that can defend itself. Zionism is patriarchal and sets Judaism on its head. Roseanne Barr


18

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. Roseanne Barr


19

Facts and data, rather than opinion, are the two cornerstones of problem solving, and yet they are consistently withheld from the people by American media. We must have facts and data in order to recognize where there is a problem! Roseanne Barr


20

I can’t have cats around me because they try to steal my energy. Roseanne Barr


21

I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny. And I discovered a lot of great writers that went on to do a lot of great shows like ‘Seinfeld,’ ‘Friends,’ you know, ‘Three and a Half Men.’ Roseanne Barr


22

I used to want to be a movie star so I wouldn’t have to live in trailers anymore. And now that I make movies, I spend a lot of my life living in trailers. Roseanne Barr


23

I’m tired of watching as men destroy all the world. Everything used to be beautiful when women were in charge, and now I, working as the physical manifestation of the goddess Isis and the reincarnation of Cleopatra, have decided to save the world. Roseanne Barr


24

It’s okay to be fat. So you’re fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. Roseanne Barr


25

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people… that’s why I don’t like any of them. Roseanne Barr


26

TV family sitcoms have always been about fathers who know best and mothers who are so enchanted with everything they do. I wanted to be the first mom to be a mom on TV. I wanted to sent out a message about how us women really feel. Roseanne Barr


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